Boring Post Part II

So.....I talked In BPPI about a guy I was considering and had basically decided to ask to Sadies. Well, I was trying to think of a way to ask him and I kept drawing a blank except for maybe to go to his first period red day class and write it on the board for everyone to read or to ask his teacher to put an overhead up with me asking him on it (I know the teacher and she doesn't like me so I doubt she would do this for me. And on top of that I'm not in that class anymore so I couldn't see his reaction and if he said yes out of pity I wouldn't know because I wouldn't have seen his reaction).

And then I thought of asking my friends to give him notes throughout the day hinting that it was me. And um, I don't know, I couldn't think of much to put on the notes.

And then I thought I could have a friend tell him he was being challenged to a boxing match on a note after school in the wrestling room (he LOVES boxing). And I keep telling him we're going to spar sometime and he seems to look forward to it. But I figure:
a) wrestling team might be in there
b) he might not be able to come
c) I might not know the best way to ask him to Sadies while trying to win against him boxing

Just none of my plans seemed either plausible or cute or anything enough.

So today he came online and we talked a bit and I figure hey-I could just ask him to go with me straight out without anything cute. But I really don't think he'd say yes, he mentioned how he thought he had been a jerk this weekend because he's afraid of commitment and he always mentions that he's a jerk and stuff after he's blown a date with a girl.

And my worst nightmare would be him saying yes to me when he really wants another girl to ask. Because most likely-he will say yes. Hey, I'd say yes to ALMOST any guy who asked me to a dance (except for this creepy stalker guy). So I'm betting, he'd say yes. So I'm left with three scenarios:

1. He says yes to go to the dance with me because he likes me. And I go to the dance with him fall in love and we live happily ever after. .oO(Yeah...right...)

2. He says yes to go to the dance with me because he feels guilty.
2a) But then he gets asked to the dance by a girl he likes and shuts me down
2b)But then he gets asked to the dance by a girl he really likes and goes with me anyway because he feels bad and doesn't enjoy himself at the dance so I feel bad
2c) He has a horrible time at the dance because he didn't want to go with me at the first place. Oh, and he tells everyone EXCEPT for me how he isn't looking forward to it.
2d) He has a horrible time at the dance and at the dance tells me so and ditches me there

3. He says no
3a) Because he has already been asked
3b) Because he is hoping someone better will ask him
3c) Because he doesn't want to go
3d) Because he's busy
3e) Because he just doesn't want to go with ME personally

Okay so that's more like ten or so situations. But really the negatives are outweighing the positives and I don't know what to do. I don't know if he's been asked or not yet but the longer I wait the more chance he will already have a date and not be able to come to the dance with me.

I FEEL LIKE A RETARD! WHAT SHOULD I DO?!?!?!
-xoxox ToRi/Miley